The Great Baby Name Search

This was by far the funniest list we found. Based on some of the worst celebrity names.

Pilot Inspektor - Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf named their son Pilot Inspektor. We have inspekted this name, and do not like it.

Banjo - Out of all the possible names, Rachel Griffiths chose to name her son 'Banjo'. I bet she has heard the 'Banjo on my knee' joke a bunch of times.

Speck Wildhorse and Hud - Maybe Hud is an alright name, but Speck Wildhorse? John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin could have spent a little more time naming their two sons.

Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva - Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva were the baby names chosen by Frank Zappa. Deep down, though we hate to admit it, we'd love to have a friend named 'Moon Unit'.

Zowie - David Bowie named his son Zowie so his name would be Zowie Bowie. This should be a crime. Luckily, he later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan.

Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q - Had singer Bono just stopped after Elijah, this would be a great name. But following this up with 'Bob Patricius Guggi Q' makes this baby name questionable.

Jermajesty - Not to be outdone by his brother, Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty. We consider this the worst name of all time.